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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door.

What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
A widower.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Why did God create a man before a women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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