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Why do little boys whine?
Because they're practicing to be men.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat and drink beer all day.
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's
crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at
the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions:
disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment,
skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her
husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
make a crib like that for only $46.50."
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.
They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and
potentially violent, but they make great pets.
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